ExtraPenguin

All right! I gathered my list of characters and then alphabetized them before asking for questions. Behold:

1 Empress Acina (SWTOR)
2 Talos Drellik (SWTOR)
3 Horrible Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
4 Kreia (KOTOR)
5 Legion (Mass Effect)
6 Louhi (Finnish mythology)
7 Mei Changsu (NIF)
8 Revan (KOTOR)
9 Shuos Jedao (Machineries of Empire)
10 Anakin Skywalker (SWPT)
11 Ahsoka Tano (SWTCW)
12 Yoko Tsuno (Yoko Tsuno)
13 Mace Windu (SWPT)
14 Xia Dong (NIF)
15 Yu Ziyuan (MDZS)


china_shop: Three and four have a shop on a space station -- what do they sell, and what happens when ten comes in, drunk and broke, and asks for a freebie?
I have no idea what physical items Kreia and the Untitled Goose would sell. So! Let's go more metaphorical. This is obvioiusly a life coaching workshop from the evil mirrorverse. Customers come in, Kreia insults them and goes all "I am definitely not a Sith Lord incognito" in her philosophy, the Goose steals an amount of shinies from the customer that it deems appropriate. If Anakin Skywalker walks in requesting a freebie, he'll get the exact same treatment: Kreia is all "Good and evil are the same actually. You idiot. You moron." while the Goose steals his lightsaber and/or belt.

nnozomi: Six, eight, and eleven are employed by your workplace (or a workplace AU of your choice if you don't want to get into the specifics of yours). What do they do and are they good at it?
Louhi, Revan, and Ahsoka Tano... I do not want to go into the specifics of mine, so let's go with (STEM) academia. Revan is the PhD student/new postdoc with bombastic grandiose plans and the charisma to acquire All The Funding, Louhi is the wizened old professor who got where she is as a woman in a man's world by playing the game hard, and Ahsoka Tano is the MSc student employed as a research assistant for the summer. I'd say they're all decently competent at the very least, Revan especially.

Three needs to design a robot/gadget to help twelve do something. What are they trying to do and is the robot successful?
The Goose is designing a robot for Yoko Tsuno. Oh dear. Yoko would probably be able to design the robot perfectly well herself. The Goose's robot, if it's ever completed, will be calibrated to cause maximum chaos/help the Goose steal things and not help Yoko with her task at all.

trobadora: Two and Five both want the last available donut. Which of them gets it?
Talos Drellik and Legion both want a donut! ...I do not see what Legion would do with a donut, but Talos would probably give it to him if it was for research purposes. Then they'd have a nice chat and Talos would try to get an invitation to do archaeology on the Geth-Quarian homeworld.

scheefink: Why did 7 and 12 decide to take over the world? Do 1, 14 and 9 support them or try to stop them?
Mei Changsu and Yoko Tsuno are taking over the world? Obviously Jingyan's dead and Mei Changsu has decided the best way to get justice for the Chiyan is by deploying Yoko Tsuno as the Emperor of Emperors whom Xiao Xuan has to bow to and reopen the case. Yoko's probably going along with this because she acknowledges she can do some good in the position before stepping down. Empress Acina might be watching the happenings on Earth, but she's probably not interested in intervening, since they don't have spaceflight yet. Xia Dong might try to intervene if she judges Mei Changsu's actions sufficiently threatening. Shuos Jedao, like Acina, is probably too embroiled in his galactic-scale plans to intervene.

reishiin: 13 and 14 are stuck together on night shift/sentry duty at a quiet time/winter duty at a remote outpost (if none of these work, replace with canon-typical stuck together doing nothing scenario) How well do they deal with each other's company? A slight disturbance happens - who notices, who goes to investigate, and what precautions do they take (if at all?) It turns out to be 15 - how do 13 and 14 react?
Mace Windu and Xia Dong get along well, cooperate beautifully, and complete the mission with stunning success. Mace would probably notice the disturbance first, the Force and all, and they would both approach cautiously. If Yu Ziyuan is there to report on the Wen attack on the Lotus Pier, Mace Windu would rush over to intervene/help survivors. Xia Dong would send the report to headquarters.

annathecrow: 8 goes to the dentist. How does that go?
Revan at the dentist... It would probably be very boring. Revan has major "takes care of her dental hygiene" vibes. Can't defeat the Mandalorians if you've been defeated by an abscessed tooth, after all!

2 has to shop (in public) for something embarrassing. How do they deal?
Poor Talos Drellik. He would be extremely flustered nonstop for the duration of the shopping trip and then for at least a week afterwards. He probably wouldn't recover fully until he got to do some archaeology, maybe on Belsavis.

If 1 and 15 had to sit together at a long, boring lecture, what would happen?
Empress Acina and Yu Ziyuan both would sit quietly and listen attentively. Then they would snark together in the corridor outside and get along like a house on fire oh no I ship it. Yu Ziyuan might enjoy being Acina's right-hand woman. After all, cultivation is basically using the Force, right?

What's the worst thing 9 ever did to 11?
Shuos Jedao probably ended up possessing Ahsoka Tano for a bit. After all, she and her master run around falling headfirst into trouble for all of TCW; having black box Jedao attach himself to her would not be that outside the realm of possibility.

6 and 7 are sharing a room and 6 has nightmares. What does 7 do?
Louhi is having nightmares. Mei Changsu either ignores them or agrees to help Louhi in her quest to get the sampo back. Three years later, Väinämöinen stares at the smoking ruins of Väinölä and wonders how the hell Pohjola got so OP.

5 catches 13 and 11 smuggling something somewhere. What is it, where, and what does 5 do?
Legion catches Ahsoka Tano and Mace Windu smuggling what is almost certainly a Force artefact. Possibly to a location where Sidious can't find it, in a post-Order 66 AU where Mace lived? Or perhaps a fellow Jedi frozen in carbonite! I don't think Legion would snitch on them to the Empire, but he might wish to join them out of curiosity. Ahsoka and Mace would probably allow it.